1. How to: fill your day with things which are mostly not paid work: go to A & E twice in one day for two separate persons.
2. How to: make a twit of oneself: go to bookgroup when drunk on tiredness and talk too much. With possibly excessive swearing. The good ladies of Paroa may prefer I don't come back.
3. How to: develop insomnia: have a glass of wine at book group. Lethal.
4. How to: start knitting the pink Miette cardigan: be awake 3-4.30 in the morning.
5. How to: get paid work done around everything else? I'll let you kow when I've found the magic answer to that.